And I rode an alligator home

Months ago, I saw that one of my favorite artists, Lesley Humphrey, was doing a workshop January 15-17, 2024, down near her home in Texas. The instant signups became available, I bought my seat, my plane tickets, and my hotel. At the time, I noticed that travel would be over the MLK holiday, a weekend that has traditionally been terrible. An ice fest. Not the week before, or the week after. Something about THAT weekend brings out Nature’s desire for ice cubes. But I told myself it would be fine.

Ten days before I was due to head off, the weather forecasters started chanting the word: “SNOW”. I scoffed. But as the days moved forward, some kind of cold weather event seemed guaranteed. The last couple days before I left, I checked forecasts and eventually decided to take an additional day off work to drive up to Portland to stay at an airport hotel. This turned out to be a good decision.

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I got to the hotel and even the airport without too much drama. But just as the plane was about to take off, it began to sleet. The plane was grounded for four hours waiting for enough break in the weather for ground crews to apply deicer within the takeoff window. The flight that was supposed to leave at 12:40pm and arrive in Houston at 6:40pm ended up arriving some time past 11pm. This, of course, meant I couldn’t pick up my rental car. So, I took a Lyft to my hotel.

The next morning I got up very late (past the hotel breakfast) and went into an increasingly frigid world to forage for food. Houston was also on the cusp of a polar vortex, and like Oregon, they were not prepared. After lunch, I decided to bundle up and do a little birding. It really wasn’t too bad, and because of the weather in Oregon, I was prepared. Also, it was sunny, so no rain would spoil the fun. I went out to Brazos Bend State Park, which was 17 miles away and a 25-minute Lyft ride.

At the park, I had the BEST time. Quite by accident I fell into a companionable walk with a couple of ladies who chatted amongst themselves and helped me identify all the little brown birds.

I nabbed 44 bird species, walking three miles around the forty-acre pond, 17 of them new species.

And I saw an alligator.

Even the trees were wonderful.

It was getting dark, and we heard Barred owls as we were leaving the trail to make for the front entrance. They told me that a Great horned owl pair had set up camp the last several years in a large oak by the front entrance, and I heard one as I was passing by. We said our goodbyes and I called a Lyft, hoping the wait wouldn’t be terrible. Two hours later, no one had “picked up” my request, it was pitch-black dark, and the temperature was dropping. It was starting to dawn on me that I was in trouble. (Note: I also used the Uber app with similar results.)

I began to use my phone to find a transportation alternative. I called the hotel; they recommended Lyft and Uber. I started calling traditional taxis; they refused to come get me due to distance. location, and/or my inability to give an exact address. I called AAA. They wouldn’t help me without a vehicle. So, I decided to hike a mile about the road to where Google assured me a business existed. With an actual address, maybe I could get a ride. I began to walk.

I will also mention that my phone was QUICKLY running out of power.

I arrived at Brazos Bend Powersports/RV Park/RV storage about 7:30. It was not the well-lit destination I was hoping for, but I began begging for a Lyft ride again. As nothing continued to happen, I began to seriously question my options. With tears. And more than a little hysteria.

It is at this point that the angel appeared. Her name was Marissa and she lived in the RV park. She offered to drive me back to the hotel, refusing all offers of payment. (Note: I sent her a thank you note and gift card upon my return home.)

The next day was Monday. The workshop was starting at 1pm, but there was an additional crisis brewing. The polar vortex had hit Houston, and the roads were increasingly slick. Many people started sending word via a group email that they weren’t coming. I began to worry that they would cancel the workshop. But Lesley is a sturdy soul, and the workshop went on. (Note: That post coming tomorrow.)

Wednesday I had to leave the workshop about an hour early to catch my plane home, and I am delighted to report that this leg of the trip went off almost perfectly. Upon arriving in Portland, however, it was obvious that chaos had descended. I had a lot of trouble getting a Lyft back to my car at the hotel. When my car did arrive, the driver barreled down the streets as though not noticing the ice, all the while eating chips and talking to a friend in the front seat. She tried to drop me off a block from my hotel, and if the parking lot hadn’t been an ice-skating rink, I might have let her. Once at my car, I had to let everything warm up for about 20 minutes and spent that time chipping the windshield out from about 3/4 of an inch of ice.

Once out of the parking lot, the main roads were not bad, but it was bitingly cold. I drove very carefully (slowly) home and made it home at 4am, with the day clocking in at 23 hours awake. I fell into bed. I got up long enough to go fetch Key at my friend’s house, came back, and took a nap. I had a (work) meeting that afternoon, so I worked for a couple hours, then a full day on Friday.

I need more naps.

(Not) Paris! (Part 5)

In addition to being a working member of society (stop laughing), I am also a pet owner. A trip like Paris! doesn’t just happen. Time off needs to be requested, money saved, money spent, animal care found, etc. I also needed some encouragement from friends to take the plunge. Thank you for listening to me dither, “A” and “L.” I was so incredibly lucky to have three friends volunteer to take care of my animal crew, staying at the house so routines changed as little as possible. Thank you “S”, “D”, and “P”.

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Upon returning to real life, I was amused to discover a batch of notes covering the unusual items my house sitters discovered while sitting the crew. I knew these things, and had even mentioned a few, but the entertainment value of these notes (which were marked “Toss”) struck my funny bone.

Pets not allowed in Tara’s room while she is away. Only Anouk is allowed in Tara’s room while she is away. She enjoys the window.

Cats do not go outside. Garage okay but block the doggie door.

Cats walk on the counter. I use a cutting board for food prep.

Sometimes an ice cube lands on the floor when freezer opened and melts. I turned off the ice maker to prevent ice cube overflow. Turn back on if you need more ice.

Key barks at big vehicles. Run water in the sink to distract him if necessary.

He won’t go outside in the back until you go on the steps and wait. He’s funny.

He appears to save poops for walks. That’s a talent or a skill.

I hold him back while filing his dish. Spread around, it takes him longer to eat.

I just find it fascinating the things that seem ordinary to me, but worth mentioning to other people.

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As usual when I travel, I fight homesickness for the pets. “P” is also a pet lover, and her texts and pics kept me going for the last few days of the trip.

Oct 8

Tara: As with other things, tech is not cooperating with me and I’m not able to get my texts to send. How’d the first day with the Fuzz and crew go?

P: Anouk is the most lovable cat and very talkative. She finally fell asleep on me for a while last night at about midnight, then spent some time in the window of the guest room. Chitza is still a bit skittish but is eating well. Anouk is eating well. Key eats so fast that “my dog” hardly gets started before he’s done. They are all behaving and adjusting to “my dog”. Key likes being a lap dog. “My dog” is a bit jealous, but she is adjusting. Everyone misses you!

Anouk

Oct 9

Tara: I am soooooooooooo glad to hear this!!!!! I miss all of you so much! I’m doing okay. I’m having fun and finding interesting things, but I have no stamina. I hate to admit this, but I am counting hours!

P: Well rest easy. The kids are great. Key isn’t even barking at the garbage truck, though he was doing circles and barking when I was preparing his breakfast 😀 Ah food. . . Don’t push yourself too much, do only those things that will bring you the most joy. ❤️❤️❤️

Tara: Key is food motivated to an insane degree. As discussed.

P: Yes he is, yes he is. He really is a good boy and knows how to use his beautiful eyes to get what he wants. 🥹 I thought I would send this picture along. Anouk likes “my dog”. 🙂

Anouk and “P’s dog”

Tara: So cute! Love it!!!

Oct 10

P: Good morning Tara.  I hope you are doing well. You are missing a beautiful rain storm with gale force winds. Anouk let me sleep last night, I think she finally ran out of things to tell me. 🙃 I kind of feel bad for Key, though. He wants to sleep on the bed, but between “my dog” and I and Anouk wandering around the bed, he ends up getting down and sleeping on the rug on the floor next to the bed. “My dog” and I take up most of the space. All is well here. I’m trying to keep up with the muddy paw prints. Your floors may be a bit dirty when you return. Enjoy your last couple days!

Tara: Don’t worry about the floors. They are currently unnaturally clean. Put some dirt in them so I know I’m home. I’d love rain. It’s dry, warm, and muggy here for day 13 of 14. And don’t worry about Key. That rug thing is his patented “I’m an abused dog” trick. He uses it on my when the cats are in his space. Or something…. He will survive. Chitza hasn’t come out? Anouk is an attention sponge.

Oct 11

P: Chitza comes out to eat and I love her up for a bit, but she seems to prefer to stay in the pantry area during the day. She is still pretty timid around “my dog”, though she doesn’t run away from her. I give her love several times a day in her little bed and she walks the shelves when I’m in there cleaning the boxes rubbing up against me. She is quite loving, but the exact opposite of Anouk. I don’t know what she does during the night, she doesn’t wander into my room.

T: She’s the cautious one. She does love Key, though. I hope they are talking.

P:  Pictures of your babies to help you get through the rest of your trip.

Chitza

Let me know if these go through okay. I can send them as attachments instead.

Key and his “curl up on the rug guilt trip”

Tara :  Got them, thanks! And I needed them!! Key is really putting on a guilt trip for you!!!!

P: Yes, Key is on his best behavior. Treats are helpful. 😁

Oct 12

P: I assume you are getting ready to return to our wonderful, wet state. Looking forward to seeing you. All the kids are as well. How many hours before you start your return trip? When you get into PDX send me a quick text to let me know you have arrived. Key and I will be excited to meet you. Take care and have a great trip. See you on the other side. Rest easy. All is well. 😊Oh, I wanted to tell you that Chitza has come out of the pantry and joined us in the main rooms. She sat on my lap a while, but Anouk kind of pushed her off. A little jealousy there. She is now asking for and getting attention and as far as I can tell, she is using the litter box regularly. Anouk is really playful and makes me laugh. Take care and enjoy your trip home. ❤️

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I didn’t take anything except my phone on vacation, as far as communication, but it allowed me to email and check Facebook. Below are a series of email between me and “L”.

Sept 27

Je pense á toi, chère amie!

Sept 28

What a lovely view from your hotel window!

How was your trip there? What have you been up to?

October 7

Bonjour encore une fois

How are you feeling? Have the antibiotics made a difference?

“L” is the best.

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Thank you, everyone, for a great trip! It was a team effort!

Paris! (Part 4)

This is my final post in this series. I hope you have enjoyed the journey!

October 8 – Auteuil

If I had once piece of advice to give to horse lovers traveling to Europe, it would be to make time to go to a steeplechase race. Racetracks, in general, really go out of their way to be attractive, so you can see some lovely architecture, landscaping, and flowers. Auteuil seemed to be going out of its way to brand the race day as a family affair, and there were lots of kids activities.

 

The innate pageantry of horse racing is on display with the starts that seem more like an agreement to start running than a blast off. Jockeys guide their mounts to and from the course in a companionable line, knowing that instead of two minutes, they will have portions of an hour to keep up a relationship with their mount.

I had signed up for the “heart of the racecourse” tour, and I was very pleased with the behind-the-scenes access it offered me. It was all in French, but I was (mostly) able to follow along enough to assure myself that the tour guide wasn’t saying anything I didn’t (basically) know. She discussed horse passports, the weight/handicap horses carry, and how jockeys are weighted in. When asked if the horses were “Thoroughbreds” the guide went into a description of the various stud books and how that affected the answer.

Disappointingly, my camera’s battery ran out after a few races, and the backup battery I had brought didn’t want to cooperate. As such, while I got some great photos, I didn’t get nearly as many as I hoped.

October 9 – Bois de Vincennes

While I was feeling better, my cold/sinus infection was still very much present. I went back to the Bois de Vincennes (it really is a large park) to discover the west side.

While in the park, I kept hearing a chain saw. I didn’t think anything of it, but while I was sketching on a bench, I heard a distinctive clompity-clomp. My head snapped up to discover the BEST thing in the whole world. Meet Baron the park pony!

It is my opinion that all we need to save the world is more park ponies. If I ever run for office, this is the first thing I am implementing. More park ponies.

October 10 – Musee Rodin

Tuesday I set out to see the Rodin Museum. Unlike other museums I have mentioned, this one is not owned by the French state; it is a private museum devoted to Auguste Rodin (bet you didn’t see that coming.) I did not go out to Monet’s house at Giverny or to any other “great artist” mecca. The crowds scare me. And if I had been feeling better, I might have skipped this museum in favor of something more strenuous. But the way I was feeling, this suited me just fine.

As I made my way home, I realized I only had one more day and I was missing two of my must-sees. Sacre Coeur and the Pompidou. I contemplated which would be cut from my list.

October 11 – Sacre Coeur & Pompidou

Sometimes Facebook really comes through. A friend suggested taking an Uber up to the top of Sacre Coeur and then making my way down. So, I did. This allowed me time to visit both Sacre Coeur and Pompidou!

Uber ride skyline on the way to Sacre Coeur

As long as I was splurging, I decided to Uber up to the top to watch the sunrise.

Sacre Coeur had real gargoyles!

 

With the sun up, I made my way down the park. I enjoyed watching the grounds maintenance team.

 

Isn’t this a rather perfect abstract?

I took the Metro back to the hotel and had breakfast, dropping off the big camera and a few other items I wouldn’t need for the Pompidou.

The most “modern” of the museums I visited, I found a lot to contemplate in this museum. I took part in an interesting event called “Toutes les copies“. The museum had a robust collection of Henri Matisse, and I fell hard for his painting, “Interieur, bocal de poissons rouges (printempts 1914)“. There were also quite a few Mondrians which offered me a chance to look at these attractive paintings closely. The Pompidou also looks at trends in furniture and other pop art, which is a great reminder than there is really nothing off limit to artists.

Making my way back to the Metro, I passed the stunning Tour Saint-Jacques.

Tour Saint-Jacques

I’m glad I pushed myself to tour both of these landmarks. I think I would have been disappointed to miss either one. As it is now, I know there were things I didn’t see, but I’m content with what I was able to access.

October 12 – Home

Paris is a nice place to visit, but I was more than ready to come home. The total travel time, door to door, is more than eighteen hours, and I really felt it, particularly as my start in the Paris airport commenced with the wrong terminal and about an hour of frantic searching for information about my flight. Once found, the French line system was in full force. Acerbating the issue, the Iceland Air computer system had gone down and EVERY SINGLE PERSON had to check in manually. I made it through the line, only to be told I was standby for the flight to Portland.

In the end, after an anxious period in Reykjavik, I made it home pretty seamlessly. My friends had done a WONERFUL job taking care of the fur kids, and Key’s greeting upon seeing me hit the spot. That night, I tumbled into my own bed, curled up with the dog and cats, and was just happy to be HOME.

Paris! (Part 3)

I thought I covered three days in my last post, but the next day I realized I only got to two. This coming back is hard work! There are numbers and things one must get right.

October 2 – L’Orangerie & Jardin des Tuileries

Monday, I had reservations at L’Orangerie. For those who don’t know, the arrangement of art museums to a historic timeline is approximately:

Inadvertently, I went through the museums in this order. L’Orangerie covers a period that is not my favorite period, as it showcases a lot of artists that really had a grim outlook on life (in my opinion). Dispite my vague distaste for Picasso, Modigiani, and Cezanne (on the grounds that I think all of them were demonstrably abusive to women), walking through the collection was simply amazing.

Upon leaving the museum, I decided to explore a big part adjacent to the museum. It was the Jardin des Tuileries, which connects to the Louvre. Essentially, it was a royal garden.

I was lucky enough to see beekeepers working the beehives. This is gonna be a painting!

After touring the museum, I ended up walking back to the hotel, hitting the Jardin du Luxembourg, Parthenon Pantheon, Church of Saint-Étienne-du-Mont and a few other highlights.

It was a good day, but quite a hike when all was said and done. I was glad to return to the hotel and get dinner! As I alluded to in my last post, I was also starting to feel the effects of a cold and the general jet lag. I was also having some difficulty with my blood sugar and stomach. I spent that evening plotting how to beat a cold and find some healthier food options for myself.

October 3 – Versailles

Taking French in high school, my teacher made the class promise that if we ever went to France we would visit Versailles. So, for me, not hitting this site was not an option, in spite of the various reports I had heard about overcrowding. I had purchased a museum pass which included Versailles and had booked an early entry time into the palace. The metro ride to the site was a pleasant 45 minutes or so, but upon stepping outside again, I discovered that southwestern Paris had decided to rain. Eastern Paris hadn’t breathed a word about this plan, so I hadn’t taken my coat. However, I am an Oregonian, so I trooped to the entry, ignore the dozens of umbrella vendors.

Once inside the courtyard, the French line system was in its full glory. I will spare you the details, but being out in the rain, crying, in the midst of a huge, uncaring crowd is NOT the experience I hoped to have. In the end, though I could have gone into the palace, I was so utterly miserable that I elected to just tour the gardens (for an additional fee). The rain had stopped, so I was able to sit down and figure out a game plan. I definitely had a cold. I gave myself permission to take care of myself, and in the end, I only spent a couple of hours at Versailles before returning to the hotel.

That evening I did laundry and simply got some bread and cheese for dinner.

October 4 – Cold

I barely left the hotel this day. I went to get a Covid test (negative) and some decongestant. But other than that, I stayed in my hotel room. I was so miserable that I actually called the airlines to find out the cost of getting a flight back home. It was… a lot.

October 5 – Bois de Boulogne

The next day I didn’t feel great, but I had basically decided to stick out the trip. So, I got a late start leaving the hotel and decided to go to the Bois de Boulogne, a large park on the western outskirts of Paris. I hoped to do some bird watching and sitting on benches. I took my big camera, and on exiting the Metro, learned the Longchamps and Auteuil racecourses used the same Metro stop. As I planned to go to the steeplechasing on Sunday, this was excellent information to have.

I wandered around the park well past lunch, trying to find the “lakes” that were mentioned as a hot spot for birds. Unfortunately, in the end, I did too much (on too little food) and ended up activating an “emergency plan” of calling an Uber to take me back to the hotel. It was a bit of a demoralizing day.

Also on this day, I had the most bizarre experience I would have in France. The park was full of various users, including lots of dog walkers. I was taking pictures of various dogs, thinking I might do a painting about how dogs were universal.

I had taken a photo of a particularly cute terrier when I caught a woman glaring at me. It was obvious that the terrier was her dog, so I said, “J’aime vous chein” (I like your dog). Anyway, I hope that’s what I said. She began to talk, obviously upset, using words like “interdit” (forbidden) and “police” (self explanatory). I sat there looking confused. She came over to me and began saying, in English, “It’s easy” and gesturing to my camera. I won’t swear to my translation, but she wanted me to delete the photos of her dog. I let her look at my camera while I did just that. She looked as though she wanted me to delete the photos of the other dogs, but instead just marched away grumbling the word “interdit” over and over. I sat there on the bench until she had left.

When I posted this little story on Facebook, a friend suggested that maybe she was worried about dog napping. Another friend looked up French laws and told me that the French actually do have pretty strict privacy laws around taking pictures of things without permission. Having just come from a variety of museums where people did nothing BUT take selfies with the paintings, this seemed pretty confusing to me.

October 6 – Antibiotics

Friday morning, I realized that “this” was not working. I no longer had a cold, I had a sinus infection. With close to a week to go, I couldn’t just ignore the situation until it went away (favorite coping mechanism). If I wanted to have the faintest chance of enjoying the rest of my trip, I needed to figure out a way to get antibiotics. This is another day that I will be light on the details. While it was a struggle, many people did help me. And one didn’t. No, the French are not rude. Certain people, however, are bitches. After acquiring my treasure, I spent the rest of the day napping in my hotel room or sunning myself on the hotel’s rooftop terrace.

October 7 – Bois de Vincennes

Antibiotics are a miracle. The next day I didn’t feel great, but I felt able to try an outing. Returning to the plan of staying outdoors and not infecting people, I decided to go to the Parc floral de Paris at the east side of the Bois de Vincennes. As it turned out, this was an excellent plan.

First, delightfully, I was able to see a great many birds.

The second bit of happiness was lunch, complete with a peacock.

 

Finally, I toured the permanent Bonsai display.

It was a lot, but I was able to do it by moving slowly and deliberately. I still returned to the hotel in midafternoon all tuckered out, but feeling like things were on an upswing.

Paris! (Part 2)

Continued from Part 1.

September 30 – Musee D’Orsay

Saturday my big goal was the Musee D’Orsay. While I had expected the love the Louvre, the breadth of the Impressionists at the “MO” was pretty exciting too. But, after the Louvre the day before, my excitement was tempered with the expectation of an indifferent crowd.

The line here was one of the better lines, only three stages instead of five and I didn’t even try to get audio guides. I did my best to work away from the entrance and work my way back, figuring the biggest crowds would be around the entrance, food, and Impressionists. Indeed, the rooms devoted to the Impressionists were a mob scene. Everyone had to get a selfie with a Monet, Renoir, and Van Gogh. Look at a painting? Nope, just the selfie. Trying to step back and really look just felt impossible.

Away from the Impressionists, however, things were better. I enjoyed the robust sculpture collection, particularly “Ours blanc” by Francois Pompon and “Mediterranee dit aussi la pensee” by Aristide Maillot.

Even in the Impressionist wing, “Women at the Spring” (aka “The Danaids”) and “Le champ de ble d’or et de sarrasin” by Paul Serusier made me rethink yellow. Viewing “Danseuses montant un escalier” by Edgar Degas made me realize that all artists push color.

My favorite part, however, was Gallery 9 which was devoted to Orientalism.

Now, before I continue, please note that I understand that the Orientalism movement is fraught with imperialist and racist overtones. But I find the art, still in the Romantic period devoted to naturalism, very inspiring. Gustave Gillaumet’s work “L’Algerie” and “Le Sahara” take my breath away. I don’t remember Frank Brangwyn, but his piece “Un marche sur la plage” made me rethink color entirely. “Elephants d’Afrique” by Charles Emile de Tournemine  made every other elephant painting seem like a pale imitation. Paul Lazerges’s “Dromadaires a l’oued” was a masterwork in temperature.

Upon leaving MO, I decided to take the Batobus back to the hotel. This was an excellent decision due to great scenery and the chance to see Notre Dame relatively close.

October 1 – Braderie de Houilles

Sunday was probably my most unusual day. I decided to go out into the Paris suburbs to a large garage sale called Braderie de Houilles. I’m not sure what attracted me. I had a vague idea of picking up antique art supplies or discovering a fun piece of art. I wasn’t shocked, however, to find a town festival devoted to people trying to get rid of their junk to other people who probably didn’t need it either.

It was a fun trip, though not my most exciting adventure. But it felt good to know that French people’s stuff is just as junky as ours.

Upon returning to Paris, I decided to tour the Cluny. This Museum is famous for the Lady and the Unicorn tapesties, but it has a lot to offer in other beautiful things to look at.

I then walked back to the hotel, which was beautiful all by itself.

I adored the hotel I stayed in, but I will admit that the jet lag was pretty tough. I am not sure I understood that, and these first few days I really pushed myself. But by the end of Sunday, I was developing a sore throat. I hoped it was just allergies, but with the plane travel and all else, I was very afraid (and rightly so) that I was going to get a cold. I’m not a good patient, so the next post may be somewhat short on excitement!

Paris! (Part 1)

I have returned from Paris, safe and sound (other than a lingering cold (NOT Covid)), full of thoughts and stories and photos and inspiration. Over the last couple of weeks, I have mentally written parts of this blog post over and over. I hope the story that unfolds lives up to my early drafts.

September 27 – Travel to Paris

With Covid and the general chaos of the last few years, it’s been a while since I’ve been in the jumble of the airport. Thousands of stories, but here are a few that I found interesting.

The first leg of the trip (technically, this “first leg” was the fourth (of six) with all the various legs to get to the airport and then hotel) was to Reykjavik (Iceland).

 

September 28 – Arrival in Paris, Hotel & Surrounds

After 18 hours of travel (door to door), I arrived at the Hotel du Jardin des Plants. I cannot praise this hotel enough; it was comfortable, safe, and EXQUISITELY placed.

View from my hotel room.

Across from the Jardin des Plants, it was just a couple blooks from a Metro stop. Also just blocks from the Sorbonne, the neighborhood was busy, but relatively quiet and residential. After checking in, I decided to go for a quick walk around the neighborhood before a nap.

That evening I went to a restaurant across the street, then strolled through the Jardin des Plants.

September 29 – Louvre

First thing first. On my first full day in Paris, I had booked myself into the Louvre. This was the thing I expected to enjoy the most and return to multiple times during the trip. I based this hope on my 2008 trip to England and my love of the National Gallery. There was one thing I hadn’t counted on: lines. The dysfunction of the French line system cannot be overstated. Over and over, process typically went like this:

  1. Line up. You don’t really know what the line is for, or if you are in the correct line, or if the line is even for what you want. But join the line.
  2. Go through the (long) line. Someone will ask for your ticket with the time of your booking. Go inside.
  3. But you are NOT inside yet. Join another line. This line may (or may not) be to enter the museum.
  4. Find out that this line was for the security check. Open your bag, go through metal detector, or whatever else. It would be easier just to make everyone get naked.
  5. Join another line. Lose will to live.
  6. You find out that this IS the line to enter the museum. But the ticket that you showed in step 2 is not the correct ticket. You now need to step aside and fight the internet to download the ACTUAL ticket.
  7. Reenter line and show REAL ticket.
  8. You are inside, right? Nope. You are just inside the museum. You need to find another line to get an audio guide.
  9. Regardless of whether you have booked and paid for the audio guide, somehow you did not do it right. Leave line to resolve the situation. Reenter audio guide line. Get audio guide.
  10. Surely now you can go see art, right? Nope. Enter line to go into the exhibits.

In all seriousness, the process to enter a museum typically took between 15 minutes to an hour. I took a selfie of myself at the Louvre (see below). As you will see, I look hot and sweaty (but happy). I was on step 4. By the time I was inside an exhibit, I had to sit down for thirty minutes to regain composure. My ticket for entry was at 9am and I did not even SEE art until after 10:30.

 

I cannot claim to see even a fraction of the art in the Louvre. I toured the early artifacts (Sully wing), the covered sculpture garden (Richelieu Wing), Winged Victory, and the Grande Galerie (Denon Wing, level 1). I didn’t stand in line to see the Mona Lisa. I didn’t see the Northern Europe, French, or Spanish paintings. I didn’t see a lot of what I hoped to see.

The one thing I did see enough of was “Winged Victory.” When I was taking French in high school, my teacher said this was her favorite piece, and I fell in love with it, too. I sat for about 20 minutes at her feet, soaking up her beauty. But it was hardly an intimate experience with all the people milling around and taking selfies.

In the end, the Louvre was the experience that most disappointed me about the trip. The lines, the heat, the crowding, the noise. It really felt more like being in a mall on Black Friday rather than a cathedral to art. There were sections that I was able to concentrate on the experience, but in general, I felt like I spent the day trying to regulate my body temperature and exasperation with other humans. Not an unfamiliar reaction, but one I hoped to have less of on vacation.

I’m going to end this post there. Three days of 15. But I have laundry and other chores to do before I can sit down again.

Big Days

A few years ago, I had an opportunity to go out to dinner with my cousins, the children of my mom’s sister. As we were eating, the topic of visiting Grandma’s (and Grandpa’s) house came up. I learned that my aunt had spent nearly the entire car ride coaching my cousins about what not to tell Grandma. I was shocked, but recounted that my mom, too, spend an inordinate amount of time cautioning me! This led to the topic of Grandma and Grandpa visiting one of our houses. We were in gales of laughter, describing the frantic cleaning, cooking, and other preparation that took place, as well as the testiness of our respective parents as “the big day” approached.

As an adult, I feel like I’ve kept a good balance between cleaning sanity and fear of judgement. I don’t keep a “white glove ready” house (I have a dog and two cats) but my house is usually tidy. I mean, you can’t eat off the floors, but who really does that? I really gave myself permission to let people see a dirty house after reading this blog post by one of my favorite authors, Stephanie Pearl-McPhee, the Yarn Harlot: Just stuff that laundry behind the piano.

I am saying that.

But my actions this weekend have told a completely different story.

As you know, I am going to Paris in JUST A FEW DAYS!!!!! To say I am excited is an understatement. While I meant to clean the house for my friends/house sitters before leaving, in my anxiety about, well, everything, I have been scurrying around, cleaning surfaces and tidying up like there is no tomorrow. I did the majority of my packing a couple weeks ago (don’t laugh) but I’ve got the suitcase and bag out, checking and rechecking that I’ve got what I need. When I’m not doing that, I’ve been working my way through a list of chores:

  1. Mop
  2. Laundry
  3. Clean refrigerator
  4. Winterize and bring in yard stuff
  5. Clean up email in-box
  6. Write directions
  7. Tidy up studio area
    1. Putting away paper
    2. Confiscating pens
    3. Sharpening pencils
    4. Organizing paints
    5. Cleaning palettes
  8. Set up areas for people to work if they don’t want to use my desk
  9. Trim cat and dog nails
  10. Make sure cat and dog food is completely full
  11. Clean garage
  12. Put down seed in new lawn area
  13. Finish art project
    1. Video for latest art project
    2. Blog post
  14. Set out garbage

My friends won’t notice or car that I did any of this. I know that. But I want them to be comfortable while they are here, and the best way I know how is to make the house hotel-like in its cleanliness (at least in my imagination).

In other words, I’m no more sane than Mom was on this topic. Humbling.

Meet Horiya

While there has been a variety of little art things happening this weekend, the big one is that I have finished Horiya.

Finished may be a strong word. I plan to train honeysuckle over her, and until that happens, she may look a little bare. Also, the “back” side is not filled in, only h er front. She may evolve a little more as time goes on.

Too Much Blue?

One of my tasks for this weekend was to finalize my painting gear for the trip. I have a little palette that I have had good success with when doing a daily painting challenge. So, I scooped out the colors I don’t use, cleaned it up, and refilled it.

Here are the colors I’m going with, clockwise from top left:

  • Cobalt blue (1 pan)
  • Ultramarine blue (1 pan)
  • Burnt umber (1 pan)
  • Yellow ochre (1 pan)
  • Cadmium yellow (1 pan)
  • White (1 pan)
  • Aurorean yellow (one pan)
  • Naples yellow (one pan)
  • Opera (one pan)
  • Alizarin crimson (one pan)
  • Ultramarine blue (2 more pans)

With my travel notebooks, a couple pens, a couple pens, and travel brushes, I think I’ll be able to sketch anything that strikes my fancy.

Of course, I’ve packed other things. Clothes (boring). A travel adapter. A paperback book (real paper!) My big camera. A few other things. But I’m determined to go with one carry-on and one small bag. Determined! I’ve researched the phone system and plan to take my own phone, but swap its sim card once I’m there. So, I’m hoping to post social media pics.

Next step, PDX carpet selfie!

Look away from the bright light…

Hello all. I apologize for the radio silence. I got a little discouraged with the low response to my last post, which made it easier to just procrastinate. The good news is that I have a few things to report.

Leif

First, Leif, lord of the flickers, is installed!

I LOVE HIM!

It’s also interesting to watch people discover (or not discover) him.

Horiya

And along this same vein, I started another project: My horse, Horiya. Horiya means “woman of the gardens”. I always wanted a horse!

Horiya is still not finished. First, I have to add some “bulk” so she more easily reads as a horse. Second, I will have to wait a few years for the honeysuckle plant to work up her legs and across her body. Look at her back legs to see the (tiny) plant. The goal is to have Horiya in a little pasture of clover and pollinators with a path to the Little Free Library alongside.

While neither of these are paintings, they were definitely fun and therefore I am calling them art. I intend to enter Leif in the next online show of ISEA. And maybe Horiya when she is more finished next year.

Paris is 10 Days Away!

I’ve been having trouble getting started on painting because all my attention has been focused on elements of preparing for my 10-DAYS-AWAY trip to Paris. I mean, obviously, the yard and house must be spotless. All projects (ever) finished. And I couldn’t possibly start a new series with this big break happening.

That’s my story, anyway.

I am so excited about this trip. I actually packed two weeks ago because I was driving myself crazy trying to decide if I needed a new suitcase or if everything would fit into my current bag. I’m sure you will be as relieved as I was that it all fit.

There has been a small amount of last-minute drama about the pet sitting situation. Two friends were going to sit the house, dog, and cats; friend A the first week, Friend B the second. Friend B called me last week and explained she was having a family thing and said she could not take the last four days of the trip. So, I’ve been scrambling to find a solution. So far, I have three, but I’m still looking for the perfect one to come along. Anyone want a few days at the coast with a short black dog and pair of stand-offish cats?

When I went to England in 2008, I had each day of the trip packed with events or travel. I arrived in London, where I hit the Changing of the Horse Guards, British Museum, and National Gallery. From there I went to Strafford-upon-Avon and Warwick Castle. Then to Birmingham and two days of Crufts. Then to Cheltnam and two days of horse racing. Finally, back to London where I only had time for Kew garden before returning home. It was a great trip, but I’d like a chance to linger if necessary.

For this trip, I am staying the entire two weeks in Paris. I am not adverse to an overnight trip, but I haven’t scheduled one yet. Here is the itinerary.

  • Day 1 – Travel
  • Day 2 – Travel, arrive, wait to check in at park across street from hotel, the Jardin des Plants
  • Day 3 – Louvre
  • Day 4 – Musee d’Orsay
  • Day 5 – Braderie de Houilles 
  • Day 6 – Musee de l’Orangerie
  • Day 7 – Versailles
  • Day 9 – Louvre (again)
  • Day 9 – open
  • Day 10 – Auteuil Racecourse
  • Day 11 – Montmarte & Sacre Coeur (if not previously done)
  • Day 12 – train to nearby bird watching
  • Day 13 – errands and re-see
  • Day 14 – Travel, return home

Missing from this itinerary are the following items, which I would also like to work in:

  • Musee De Cluny
  • Musee du Quai Branly
  • Musee Eugene Delacroix
  • Musee Picasso-Paris
  • Musee Rodin
  • Eiffel Tower (just to see)
  • Notre-Dame Cathedral (will not be open, but I’d like to see anyway)
  • Arc de Triomphe (just to see)
  • Boulevard du Montparnasse / Montparnasse Tower
  • Champ de Mars
  • Trocadero
  • Place de la Concorde
  • Tuileries Garden
  • Palais-Royal
  • Ile de la Cité
  • The Pantheon
  • Sainte Chapelle
  • Père Lachaise
  • Les Marais
  • Centre Pompidou

I have purchased two six-day Paris Museum Passes and I intend to use them!

To survive the next few days without looking like this:

I am going to try to not think about it.

Expect to see me running around the block!

ATGNI Redux

As I mentioned last week, I am leaving for vacation within a couple of weeks. It’s long anticipated and also, right now, pretty expensive. Because, folks, I bought a new camera. Again.

To be fair, it’s been over three years since my last new camera. I’ve liked it. I’ve used it.

Golden Eagle, May 14, 2021 near Madras, Oregon (approximate distance 150 feet)

It’s certainly capable of good photos, but it has a significant limitation in terms of distance.

Whimbrel, May 13, 2021 near Lincoln City, Oregon (approximate distance 600 feet)

As I will be driving through Yellowstone, Grand Tetons, the National Elk Refuge, and the Sand Basin Wild Horse area, getting photos of the wild residents is a main concern for me. I had investigated renting the kind of camera that would get me the kind of distance shots I was dreaming of, but I was unable to find a company who rented a small, easily damaged piece of equipment that cost as much as a luxury car. Go figure.

I was talking to rental lead when the sales gentleman (clearly, good at his job, as it will turn out) suggested that there might be a compromise. He showed me the Nikon Coolpix P950 which had an optical zoom of 357mm with a digital range of 2000mm (I don’t know what that means, either.) In other words, without going “digital” (see whimbrel picture above) I’d be able to grab a high-ish quality image from a long way away. After some pondering, I decided to take it.

I’ve spent the last week toting the camera around, searching for things to photograph.

Day 1 – St. Louis Ponds (trouble with exposure and focus)

Day 2 – At the feeders outside my window

Day 3 – Feeders and Basket Slough

Day 4 – Cannery Slough and Yaquina Head

As a note, this is the photo I took of the Purple Martins a year ago from the same spot. The resolution is much clearer!

Day 5 – St. Louis Ponds

I’m still having some trouble with exposure, but I’m getting more acceptable shots.

In other news, the Shreiner’s Iris fields are in full bloom. Come see me if you visit! They are right around the corner!

The iris fields at Shreiner’s